1. I have a sense of humor that sometimes borders on dark and cruel.
2. I’m sarcastic & cynical, yet hopeful & idealistic; mellow & easy-going.
3. I am well-educated despite a public educatio.
4. I am heartlessly unforgiving and usually unaccomodating of willful ignorance.
5. My weapons of choice are my lightning fast wit, high-powered bullshit detector and mediocrity filter.
6. I can finish a 400-page book in 5 hours.
7. I spend 48 hours a week facing the computer.
8. I’m not famous.
9. I do not think I’m better than anyone.
10. I love sports.
11. I don’t smoke, drink, do drugs.
12. I’m completely harmless.
